Contact the Robots to Beg for Mercy
Please use the following details to contact the 50ft Robots:-
Prove yourself by typing more than fifteen thousand words a minute.
07914 405153
Harness the power of your cellular device to emit radiation into the cosmos and nuke your brain.
Smoke Signals
Are not considered effective correspondence, and can also be a fire hazard.
Pidgeons
Invariably get lost or shot.
Which leaves this mailing list
For you to join. Have no fear, even though we are a war-mongering race of 50ft robots, we won't send you crap or spam you to death.