Spread the Word...
Impress your friends & family by letting them know you intend to help the robots using their superior technology to aid them in their quest for world domination.
simply add the following code into your webpages - you won't know how it works, it just does. You will believe it to be witchcraft or some other unexplainable phenomenon. And what's more, your tiny little mind may collapse if you try to decode the sophisticated technology.
<script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.50ftrobots.com/scripts/50ftads.js"></script><noscript> <a href="http://www.50ftrobots.com">http://www.50ftrobots.com</a> </noscript>
if the above doesn't work in your myspace page, it's because it was made by puny humans. Use this instead and you'll get on just fine:
<div id="50ftadtopright" style="position:absolute; left:100%; top:0; height:130px; width:130px; margin: 0 0 0 -130px; background: transparent; z-index:1000000000; border:none; float:none; padding:0;"><img name="n50ftadtopright" src="http://www.50ftrobots.com/images/50ft-ad-top-right.png" width="130" height="130" border="0" usemap="#m_50ftadtopright" alt="50ftrobots.com"/><map name="m_50ftadtopright"><area shape="poly" coords="0,0,130,130,130,0,0,0" href="http://www.50ftrobots.com" alt="50ftrobots.com" target="_blank"/></map></div>
just pop the above code into your web page source and as if by magic [though we know it's not] you'll get the link in the top right of your page. And you'll feel better. Much better.
Like a weight has been lifted...
Like the weight of a 50ft robot crushing your face for not having said link on your site.
Broadcasts from another world
All is quiet at the moment, for it is the calm before the storm.
What should I expect?
Proof that this is really happening in the following formats:-
- Stereo-tronic audio formats that induce hysteria & nosebleeds.
- Hypnotic, eye-bleeding, pin-sharp calamity-vision.
- Genuine photographic evidence that may or may not have been tampered with in Photohop.
- Testimonials from paid actors & dishonest cowards.
- Info-graphics to demonstrate the terrible effects of prolonged exposure to ray guns & sunbeds.
- Unfathomable posters & flyers that provide useful information, unless otherwise.