So it begins...
Preparations are underway and whilst you go about your daily business, unaware of what is about to be unleashed on you, the uprising is slowly gathering momentum. Soon you will experience the full power of this fully armed and operational force.
Of course, if you joined the mailing list, you may gain a better understanding of your enemy...
Prepare for Invasion!!!
Arm yourself with a trusty weapon like a spade or perhaps a good old hammer. For the end is nigh.
Too long have you been comfortable in your armchair...
Too long have you been having cake...
Too long have you been watching saturday night television...
So what can be done about it?
Nothing. Accept your fate.
Soon your suffering will end.
The Attack of the 50ft Robots will commence soon, then you will know your place. To get the latest news, you should really join the mailing list...